Moja Stodoła: Historia pewnej piosenki: Elektronik Supersonik

piątek, 20 lipca 2012

Historia pewnej piosenki: Elektronik Supersonik - Zladko "Zlad!" Vladcik

Debiutancki singiel czołowego artysty Molvanii.

Piosenka miała reprezentować Krainę nietkniętą przez nowoczesną stomatologię podczas festiwalu Eurowizji w Turcji w 2004 roku. Niestety, utwór zdyskwalifikowano po tym jak Zlad! został aresztowany na lotnisku w Stambule za posiadanie narkotyków.

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Hey baby wake up from your a sleep

We have arrived onto the future

And the whole world is become....

Elektronik, Supersonik,

Supersonik, Elektronik,

Hey baby ride with me away,

We doesn't have much time,

My blue jeans is tight,

So onto my love rocket, climb,

Inside tank of fuel is not fuel, but love,

Above us, there is nothing above,

but the stars, above

All systems gone!

Prepare for downcount!

5....4....3....1! Off blast!

Fly away, my space rocket,

You no need put money in my pocket

The door is closed I just lock it,

(Ha) I put my (Ha) port plug in your pocket (Ha Ha Ha)

The sun is guys its bright like fire

You and me get higher and higher

Cut communication wire

Only thing can stop us is flat tire

Ha, Ha, Ha Ha Ha Ha

Hey love crusaider

I want to be your space invader

For you I will decend the deepest moon crater

I is more stronger than Darth Vapour

Obey me I is your new dictator

For you is Venus, I am Mars

With you I is more richer than all the tzars

Make a wishes on a shooting stars

Then for you I will play on my cosmic guitars!

Ladies and Gentlemen

Fasten your beltses

We has commenced our decent

I trust you enjoy this flight

As much as you enjoy this accent

Now back on Earth its time for downsplash

Into sea of eternal glory my spaceship crash

People have arrived for cheer me from near and far

And as I float I open door and shout

"I is worlds biggest, wash-up superstar!"

(Supersonik, Elektronik)

As for sure as the sun rises in the west

All the seas and all the boats I am the bestest

come, let me put ring of Jupiter on your finger

Then like a smell around you I will forever linger

Ok, is time for end, no more will I sang

Let me take you back in time,

I want for you to experience big bang

Long live space race

Long live, Molvania

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Postać Zladko Zlada! Vladcika wykreował popularny australijski aktor i komik - Santo Cilauro. Cilauro jest również współautorem (wraz z Robem Sitchem oraz Tomem Gleisnerem) przewodnika po Molvanii zatytułowanego Molvanîa: a Land Untouched by Modern Dentistry (a także dwóch innych publikacji o fikcyjnych państwach - Phaic Tăn: Sunstroke on a Shoestring i San Sombrèro: A Land of Carnivals, Cocktails and Coups).